camiii:
“Hush, my sweet. These tornadoes are for you.
You wanted to think of yourself as someone who did these kinds of things.
You wanted to be in love
and he happened to get in the way.”
— Richard Siken, “A Primer for the Weird Small Loves”
(Source: fauxpas)
redribbonrobot:
The idea of a vampire flossing is very cute to me for some reason :3c
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I’m here! I’m around! I’m stressed!
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baklavagyna:
me at 60 years old, a renown art critic with 29 masters degrees and 15 phds in art history giving a lecture at yale: this painting gets my dick rock hard